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Naija comedians, stop telling dry jokes – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

|July 10, 2017

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Naija comedians, stop telling dry jokes - Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

There are jokes I no longer laugh at. I am at a stage in my life where I am choosy and do not just double over guffawing at lazy jokes. I have a sense of humour and good...

Mr. Man, leave my breasts alone – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

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|July 03, 2017

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Mr. Man, leave my breasts alone - Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

Make I clap my hands first in wonderment before I begin to talk. Clap clap clap. I place my fingers under my chin and stare into some unseen but deeply profound thing in...

In Nigeria, If you don’t laugh, you will run mad – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

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|June 19, 2017

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In Nigeria, If you don’t laugh, you will run mad - Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

Do you know why we crack so many jokes? We Nigerians? If you don’t laugh, you will run mad. During the 2016 Easter Holidays, something happened. My kids were on a two w...

Dammy Krane, #pepperdemgang & mug shots – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

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|June 05, 2017

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Dammy Krane, #pepperdemgang & mug shots - Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

I don’t like following Naija pop culture gossip (that is a lie sha… even if I don’t want to follow all the gist, the gist follows me!!!). The latest over the weekend was...

Hitting a naughty child, who e don epp? – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

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|May 29, 2017

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Hitting a naughty child, who e don epp? - Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

Growing up, my father did not ever hit me. Not even once. He was not that sort of father. This did not mean that he ignored wrongdoing. He believed in dialogue. He would...

In Nigeria, health care is a joke – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

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|May 22, 2017

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In Nigeria, health care is a joke - Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

Our president is out of the country on another medical trip. I am not angry at that. Why would I be? If I had the money, I would not even treat a headache in this country...

What not to do or say when someone dies -Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

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|May 15, 2017

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What not to do or say when someone dies -Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

When my father died, news of his death filtered out slowly. We let close relatives know and of course, they began to tell other people. My younger sister was doing her ma...

Falomo Rape: Time to speak up – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

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|May 08, 2017

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Falomo Rape: Time to speak up - Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

So apparently, male students in a secondary school in a metropolis here in Lagos have a tradition of raping girls when they finish their final exams. The girls have forek...

Aso rock people, abeg what is wrong with Buhari? – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

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|May 01, 2017

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Aso rock people, abeg what is wrong with Buhari? - Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

Nobody dies a natural death in Nigeria. Somebody must kill you na. The person can be 100 years old and people would talk about how a family member or wicked person was re...

Walahi, I want to be a Nigerian man – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

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|April 24, 2017

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Walahi, I want to be a Nigerian man - Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha

If reincarnation was really true and we all had a choice of what gender to come back to this earth as, I would choose to be a man. Preferably a white American man. But le...