Falz, abeg who send you message? – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
5th of May 2018 “Bros, you see that video Childish Gambino drop? Tight AF!” “Men, boys dey think o! That guy hammer big time.” “Azzin ehn. But come o. Falz, you fi...
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Aah, see as Linda Ikeji just carry belle – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
My friends, there is a problem o! It had been a fun weekend for me. I did not watch the royal wedding but I may have watched it because my social media accounts were buzz...
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Help, I am in an abusive relationship! – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
I have a vague recollection of the first time I visited Lagos. Once a year, my parents did a road trip to Abeokuta; where we are from. So, whoever was available would fol...
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Abeg shift, it’s still a man’s world-Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
The women decorate it, spice it up and give it to the men on a platter of their dignity. A man can do whatever he wants and get away with it. The woman that does it with...
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Wait o, why are people bleaching so much? – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
My friend went for a high school reunion. When she entered into the venue, as you would expect it was all kinds of exclamations. “Geegee baby! So this is you????” But one...
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America is not flowing with milk and honey – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
He leaned close to me and stretched out his phone. I looked at it. It was a picture of a young man wearing only tight pants flexing huge biceps and flashing a smile. “My...
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Death and Life – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
My husband and I dragged my luggage downstairs from my hotel room. This was 27th June 2015. We had finished the Farafina 2015 workshop and leaving the hotel was bitterswe...
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Na wa, kids of these days have no respect-Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
These kids sef. I am not talking about my own children. I am talking about young boys and girls. Ok, maybe not boys and girls like that. I mean young adults. Those in th...
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Let me tell you what WE did at Dangote’s party – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
This country will not finish me. It has been a depressing and emotional week for me. I was talking to Dangote and Bill Gates at the wedding the other day and the prognosi...
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Nigeria is at war, don’t be fooled – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
I feel like a broken record. Like I am caught in some macabre blood filled loop that is hooked and keeps replaying and replaying. I have kept this column for 3 years and...
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