This is a very quiet Christmas – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
Tis the eve of Christmas right now as i write this. All is calm A perfect stillness, an unusually silent night. It would be perfect except for one small thing… This is La...
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Don’t even argue, women are powerful – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
Women; these sly devils with their long eyelashes, come and do eyes as well as succulent breasts and thighs. She looks at you with her head tilted and eyes that light up...
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I give up on ‘woke’ people-Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
If you do not know what ‘woke’ is then maybe you should check out the urban dictionary or spend time on twitter following the latest outrage or string/thread of angst at...
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Every body will blow, given time – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
I am not a hard core hip hop fan. I love almost all genres of music. I am even not stuck on music of my youth. Then there were big vocals and ballads. R&B was still a...
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My friend can lie for Africa – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
I have a friend who is a professional story topper. I don’t mean she gets paid to top stories. I mean she is so good at it that she could make a living from it … if anyon...
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Oyibo people, where is this African jungle? – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
I was watching Disney Junior with my children. We were watching an episode of Zou, precisely “Zou goes camping”. Zou’s granddad was setting up a tent in the backyard and...
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l love Nigerian English no be lie – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
It hasn’t always been so. I learnt how to speak and write proper Queen’s English growing up. I also read a lot. I had a good grasp/understanding of the language. This ref...
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Nigerian parents, stop beating your children-Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
What is the most important thing to you as a parent? That your kids fear, respect and obey you or that you are able to navigate or guide them through every aspect of thei...
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Abeg make una free housewives – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
Why on earth do people think that housewives do nothing? Why do we rank them the lowest of lows and disparage women who nurture their homes full time? I learnt recently t...
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“Having babies, no be joke o”- Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha
Kikikikiki… yes I am lavvin! Don’t mind me, I actually think it is cute when people fantasise about what having a baby is like. My neighbors had their first child a few w...
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