I don’t trust Ozo! – Abiodun Kuforiji-Nkwocha

I don’t trust Ozo! – Abiodun Kuforiji-Nkwocha

 

 

 

The biggest gist filtering into social media from the Big Brother house this week has been all about Ozo and Nengi.

 

 

Since baby girl was disqualified last Sunday, we have been hard pressed for a little excitement. While I want to talk about Ozo, may I digress and speak about Erica’s disqualification?

 

 

Wow.

 

 

The thing was like she had been done one kind of jazz from her village or from Laycon’s fans. The whole thing was like magic.

 

 

There is a type of self-sabotage that defies explanation. One just has to make a leap to the supernatural to explain things. You had your game going really strong for you. Die-hard fans who were ready to vote for you till the last day. You were Head of House and immune from eviction.

 

 

I don’t trust Ozo! - Abiodun Kuforiji-Nkwocha

 

 

 

Suddenly, your brain ‘touched’ and you disqualified yourself from winning N85 million just like that.

 

 

Was it pride?

 

 

ALSO READ: Big Brother Naija: Is that part of what is wrong with Nigeria? – Abiodun Kuforiji-Nkwocha

 

 

Maybe she knew just how pretty she was and that she was in the league of billionaire kids club. Therefore, she could not just live with the white lie that she tried to kiss Laycon.

 

 

I don’t know.

 

 

But dear readers, whatever you are doing now, place your hands on your head and repeat after me.

 

 

“I will not make a dying minute mistake that will make me lose all I have worked for.”

 

 

Amen!

 

 

Luckily for her, if she is smart and has good management, she has enough clout to make her life a financial win henceforth. And as for the village juju that acted up and cost her this; she needs to see either a priest or a therapist. Or even a native doctor because that thing may rear its ugly head again when she is about to blow.

 

 

Alright. So, that is that.

 

 

 

I don’t trust Ozo! - Abiodun Kuforiji-Nkwocha

 

 

What’s up with Ozo?

 

 

A handsome and intelligent young man with mega prospects has removed his brain and self-respect to make a bee line for Nengi and her perfect buttocks. Look, I had to make reference to her buttocks like a complete person. That surgical creation deserves individual recognition.

 

 

On Tunde Ednut’s page, he is referred to as Tony Umez pro max.

 

 

For those who do not know; Tony Umez is famous for playing roles that have him under the control of women. He is always following them, begging them, chasing them; trying to please them and even in some cases washing their undies.

 

 

Ozo has beaten this record hands down and what makes it worse is that it seems so real.

 

 

 

I don’t trust Ozo! - Abiodun Kuforiji-Nkwocha

 

 

 

He literally cannot help himself.

 

 

Na so people dey do love?

 

 

Nengi has made it clear in many conversations how she does not reciprocate his feelings.

 

 

She even did the ‘let me pity him’ move by saying ‘it’s not you, it’s me.’ She said “You are too gentle for me.”

 

 

When a girl tells you that, it is wise to take a hike.

 

 

She finds you too boring and tepid. You are like a puppy dog milling around her ankles all the time. It is cute but annoying when it just won’t stop.

 

 

She has enjoyed his attention for most parts sha. Nothing is more boosting for the ego than affirmation that you are not only good-looking; but that you are quite able to snag a good catch without doing much. It is like “I won’t date you but I like keeping you around.”

 

 

But Ozo seems too into it.

 

 

 

I don’t trust Ozo! - Abiodun Kuforiji-Nkwocha

 

Thing seems to be real for him. He has thrown all caution, all self-preservation, all dignity, including the possibility of winning N85m to the wind. He has found his ‘jewel of inestimable value.’

 

 

Let me pause and laugh small here.

 

 

Or is it a game he is playing? But to what purpose? Yes, he has given content hence me writing this. But how does this position him to win?

 

 

Looking like a mumu for love is not a good look.

 

 

ALSO READ: BBNaija: Take heart, Laycon, Erica is every girl under-30 – Abiodun Nkwocha

 

 

It is annoying. It has gotten to the point that his permanent lovesick expression is nauseating. Even when Laycon had it bad for Erica, it was not this sickening.

 

 

I would never date a guy that pursues me without dignity like Ozo.

 

 

It is too dangerous. I cannot trust this guy.

 

 

Nengi is beyond convinced that he feels what he says he feels. Everyone is. It is easy to begin to take a love like that for granted. Let’s say he wears her down some time in the future and she lets her guard down and throws herself into love.

 

 

Tell me the truth, can Ozo sustain this over the top love he has professed?

 

 

Surely anything that comes after this is anti-climactic. Is he not even a little bit resentful that all his advances have been trampled upon and will surely take his pound of flesh if she ever agrees?

 

 

Nengi is pretty and like I said her bum is one anyone would like to keep looking at. But ‘e reach like dis?’

 

 

I don’t think saying yes to Ozo will mean happily ever after for Nengi. I think his demonstration is too intense to be able to sustain it. He will flip on her once he has her.

 

 

Isn’t that what dudes do? The chase becomes a big challenge because I can imagine not many girls get to say no to Ozo. So this is not only a shock to him but an opportunity to bag a trophy that seems unattainable.

 

 

 

I don’t trust Ozo! - Abiodun Kuforiji-Nkwocha

 

 

I don’t trust the guy.

 

 

Who does love like this in this day and age?

 

 

Maybe all the small shorts he is wearing is causing over exposure of his nuts and so they have travelled straight to his brain for refuge.

 

 

 

#prayforozo

About The Author

Osigweh Lilian Oluchi is a graduate of the University of Lagos where she obtained a B.A (Hons) in English, Masters in Public and International affairs (MPIA). Currently works with 1stnews as a Database Manager / Writer. [email protected]

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