STRANGERS AND LOVERS: Son of a bitch

STRANGERS AND LOVERS: Son of a bitch

 

 

 

Girl: Father, forgive me for I have sinned.
Priest: What have you done, my child?

Girl: I called a man a son of a bitch.
Priest: Why did you call him a son of a bitch?

Girl: Because he touched my hand.
Priest: Like this? (as he touched her hand)

 

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Girl: Yes, Father.
Priest: That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.

Girl: Then he touched my breast.
Priest: Like this? (as he touched her breast)

Girl: Yes, Father.
Priest: That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

Girl: Then he took of my clothes.
Priest: Like this? (as he takes her clothes off)

Girl: Yes, Father.
Priest: That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

Girl: Then he stuck his “you know what” into my “you know where”.
Priest: Like this? (as he stuck his “you know what” into her “you know where”)

Girl: YES FATHER…YEESSS FATHEERRRRR…
Priest: (after a few minutes) That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.

Girl: But Father he had AIDS!
Priest: SHIT! THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

 

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Kingsley Alaribe

Kingsley Alaribe is a Digital Marketer with 1stNews, and writes the weekly column, Strangers and Lovers. He is also a Data Scientist. Email: kingsley.alaribe@1stnews.com

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